The Vagina Monoblogs

Vaginismus, the official Vagina Monoblogs definition (for the sexually impaired-impaired):
Vaginismus is a sexual dysfunction triggered by a wide variety of causes that makes intercourse or penetration painful or in many cases impossible by triggering unconscious spasms of the surrounding muscles.

Saturday, April 01, 2006

HypnosisDownloads.com

Hello all you crazy un-sexed ladies out there! I come bearing good tidings of a brand new internet-based possible solution to Vaginismus.

Everynow and then, I like to Google the big V to see what I come up with. Today, I found that HypnosisDownloads.com has released a new hypnosis MP3 that's meant to cure Vaginismus. They allow you to download this MP3 for $8.95 a copy.

Now, I'm at a little bit of an ethical standstill right now-- Obviously, it's somewhat wrong to go pirating things on the internet. But then, it's also wrong, truly wrong, to have to suffer from vaginismus. So I have to decide if my loyalty in this is to the thousands of women who have vaginismus, or to one of the only companies that has ever offered a reasonably-priced treatment.

So, here's the compromise-- I'm listening to this right now, a sort of preview, and I can tell you that, while I have not gotten through it for the first time yet, (it's about twenty minutes long), I can tell already that the production values are far superior to those offered by the dramatically overpriced hypnosis system from vaginismuscure.com. (I should note that I used those CDs for about a week, and I found myself achieving...interesting results. Essentially, I felt like this might finally be something that could help me, except that I found myself being very bothered by the lack of quality. I will get into this more later, because I find myself being distracted by the obviously more effective sounds of the treatment du jour.) Anyway, I would encourage anyone who has $8.95 to spare, and who is intrigued to head on over to HypnosisDownloads.com and try this-- it might work, it might not, but it's less then ten dollars, and that's a price tag that we co-sufferers aren't exactly accustomed to, am I right?

However, if you cannot spare $8.95, you could always shoot me an e-mail, and I could see if perhaps I could hook you up with a slightly less legal copy. The MP3 is about 10 megabytes, so it might be problematic, but if I can find a way to get it to you, I will.

Until next time, Ladies.

Lil' Update

Having not checked up on this website in waaaay too long, I managed to miss that A) I'm getting a hell of a lot of spam comments from people who "Like my blog!" and "have a similar blog about PENIS ENLARGEMENT/ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION/MULTIPLE ORGASMS that they would love me to check out and B) Hidden within these comments was an genuinely useful one from our hero-of-the-day reader, Lindsey, who found something similar to what I've just posted about months ago. The MP3 dowload she found is available here, from hypnoticworld.com, costs $12 dollars and features, interestingly enough, a female speaker (unlike above.) So, while I have not downloaded this second MP3, it may be worth a look-see if you're lookin' for a lady to verbally lure you into sex-happy dreamland.

Thanks Lindsey!

And thanks to all the PENIS ENLARGING spammers who are so genuinely interested in my site!

Penis Enlargement....yeah...that's just what we need.