Lookin' for a woman....

Alright...

So, I have gone ahead and purchased the CDs offered at VaginsimusCure.com, which are hypnotherapy CDs that were created by Dr. Tom Nicoli. I had heard, on the message boards, a lot of lukewarm reviews of the CDs-- many people saying that listening to them helped a little, but not enough to cure them, as the website title suggests.

I've only been working with these CDs for about a week now, but I can see why this is: The sound quality is bad, as it's been taken directly from tapes, there are some distracting slip-ups in his speech, and, here's one that I think is pretty key: he's a freaking man. Call me crazy, but I think, for something like this, a woman is a more logical choice: many women have a subconscious distrust of men central to their problem, and still others would benefit from a feeling that the person who is speaking directly to their vagina actually knows what it's like to have one.

Though, I don't claim to have that much personal knowledge of Tom, so I guess it's a possibility.

So, I've decided that, for the time being, my personal, if half-assed, mission is to try to convince a female hypnotist to put out a set a CD's-- yes, I, the all-powerful consumer, am on a quest to have the supply meet my demand. If I triumph, who knows what may happen? Perhaps a new set of CDs is just the answer that dozens of women are looking for.

To supplement the physical half of their treatment, that is. I still contend that a successful treatment will consist of any one of a number of psychological treaments combined with a regiment of physical therapy from a pelvic floor specialist. Not that I would know.

So far, I've come across one hypnotist that I'd like to take the job, one Miss Wendi Friesen, and I've e-mailed her with the suggestion.

I also came across a site where you can order personalized CDs. The hyponotist in question, Victoria Wizell, has already put out some somewhat similarly themed CDs, (as has the aforementioned Wendi)-- both have CDs for erectile dysfunction, premature ejactulation, achieving great orgasms, and, here's one that could be very helpful for the average Vaginsimus Sufferer-- a hypnosis CD that helps you to enjoy performing oral sex. (Wendi's and Victoria's.)

One would think that rather than pitching the idea to hypnotist after hypnotist, I could just order a personalized Vaginismus CD from Victoria, after which, she'd probably put it on her regular menu. And I would do this, except that I have a real hard time trusting such a responsibility to someone who claims hypnotism can help you grow taller.


Leave comments if you have any input on my little project here...I'll update y'all when and if I get the chance..