The Vagina Monoblogs

Vaginismus, the official Vagina Monoblogs definition (for the sexually impaired-impaired):
Vaginismus is a sexual dysfunction triggered by a wide variety of causes that makes intercourse or penetration painful or in many cases impossible by triggering unconscious spasms of the surrounding muscles.

Friday, January 21, 2005

Shoe Wax from Poll-land known as Poll-ish Polish.




Yeah! Take that, Poll that wouldn't go up! Do the hustle!

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Thursday, January 13, 2005

The Froogle Virgin's Guide to Homeopathic Alternatives! (Etc.)

You come up with some interesting stuff when you enter the word "Vaginismus" into Froogle, Google's consumer companion. I'm gonna list some of the more interesting and promising links, only most of which are actually homeopathic. Forgive me my misleading rhetoric.

I'd like to state very clearly and for the record that The Vagina Monoblogs neither recommend nor endorse these products. I've never used or thoroughly researched any of what I'm about to link to, I'm merely trying to make people aware of products so that they then can research on their own. I would recommend, in the instances most of the below, that a Doctor be consulted before use. How do you like that, you legal liability seeking scum!

Uh, not you. Lawyers and such.


Liddell PMS Spray-- Here's a sexy little number that claims to help with all sorts of vulvar, vaginal and menstrual symptoms. The website refers to it as homeopathic, and there's a listing of which active ingredients in the formula do what. This says that something called Magnesia Phosphorica 9x (Magnesium Phosphate, Dibasic) "Provides natural pain relief; relieves intermittent lower abdominal cramps; helps prevent menstrual cycle irregularities (early menses); eases ovarian neuralgia; and alleviates painful spasms of the vagina (vaginismus)" and that a little something called Chamomilla 12x (Chamomile) is a "Natural anti-spasmodic remedy", as well as many other benefits that aren't directly related to Vaginismus. Check it out. At four dollars a bottle, this (with the proper research and investigation) could be your ticket to less painful progress in a very affordable way.

A site Called Rx Homeo claims that Cactus, Plumbum Met, and especially Belladonna all help with the problem, but it doesn't give any information on why or how. "Remedies" are 14.50 each, for a month's supply. Another site talks about Oligotherapy Remedies and provides some more affordable supplements at 7.95 each that can allegedly help with a full range of problems. This one sites that Magnesium, Lithium, Allumiunum and Copper are the Vaginismus-Friedly ingredients. Uh...Lithium???

EvaMax II is Herbolove.com's answer to the painful penetration pickle. Like so many products on the market, their first claim is to help with menstral problems, then mentions intercourse pain as a secondary issue. It's a two part system, made up of DeToxiA and MoodMax, at least the first of which isn't vegan friendly. (Animal testicle extract??) I would definitely talk to a doctor or other expert before starting this regiment, as the maker of these products is claiming the Vaginismus is caused by inelasticty of the vaginal tissue...which, correct me if I'm wrong, either seems to be only part of the truth or not the truth at all.

I'll be sure to do some further investigations on this one. I'm a little wary of it. I'll also try and do us all a favor and visit my local GNC sometime soon to see if they can give me some insight into why these kinds of things (specifically magnesium) are helpful.

I've been sitting on this post in draft form for about a week and half now trying to find the time to finish up the second half. I think perhaps it would be better to make this a two-parter. Stay Tuned!



Wednesday, January 05, 2005

Quick update to sustain y'all

I've just started training at a new job, I'm suffering from some severe sleep disorders (can't sleep all night and so do it in the daytime) , and it's end-of-the-semester at college right now, so time is not abounding for me to update right now, but I should have some time to pump out a little something this weekend.

For now, though I invite you to check out the Physical Therapy Journal of a one Miss JeriBeri, who's comments have been gracing my site.

Thanks, JeriBeri, for putting more information out there.

Freakin' tired. Going to bed.

Sunday, January 02, 2005

So, you wanna try Hypnotherapy?

Never one to dismiss heartfelt constructive criticism, *cough*bull*cough*, when a concerned reader expressed that she felt I wrote off Hypnotherapy too quickly, I went straight ahead and had a bowl of ice cream. Yum.

After that, I decided that maybe it was time I helped anyone who was in the market locate a hypnotherapist of their very own. And so I humbly do so.

The "it" place to find a Hypnotherapist online seems to be the "find a referral page" of the American Society of Clinical Hypnosis website. There you can search by state, which I recommend, or by specialty, which I don't recommend for the following reasons: Firstly, as you may have guessed, "Vaginismus" is not a specialty listed on their menu. The closest I could find were "Marriage Therapy", "Sexual abuse/trauma", or "Aerospace Medicine", because, let's face it, when we finally do have sex it'll be outta this world.

The second reason I don't recommend searching by speciality is because I when I searched under "Marriage Therapy" and "Sexual abuse/trauma", I got no results for Maine, which was surprising because when I searched just for Maine, I got about twenty, which was a lot more than I was expecting. Long story short, you're probably better off finding the five or so on the list for your state that are closest to you, calling the offices and finding out if they've ever treated Vaginismus or anything similar.



The National Board for Certified Clinical Hypnotherapists also has a "Find a Therapist" page. I'm seeing fewer listings but more detail, and they also have a few in England, one in Canada and one in Zimbabwe. I'm not making that up.

The American Psychotherapy and Medical Hypnosis Association has a page with listings from some states and few straggling foreign (to me, not nessecarily to you, as this is the internet) countries, and a "request a referral" form if you can't find anything on the list. I think this listing may include people who are hypnotists as opposed to hypnotherapists, but it's a little murky to me...I never realized there were so many associations these people could belong to. Also, this site has a place to order a "Deep Relaxation" Audio Cassette by Dr. Roger E Griswold, as well as a myriad of other cassettes. Not strictly related to Vaginismus, but it could be helpful, so here's the link.

This site has quite the in-depth listing of Hypnotherapists all over England, and it links to this one, the National Counsel of Hypnotherapy region search, which includes Ireland, Scotland and Wales, and a tidy little group called "overseas" which, from The Brittish Isles, is everything else.


And let's not us forget the usefulness of our local Yellow Pages. Because they let your fingers to the walking...instead of my fingers. You know how long it took to compile all those links? Jeezum.


Before signing off, I'd like to point out that my ever-error-conscious reader let me know that if I were to search the archives of the Vaginismus Egroups, I would find a few accounts of people who have been cured thanks to hypnotherapy. I am, however, having the darndest time searching those things. So I will continue looking for the evidence that has been promised to me, and, until then, if you get antsy you can always join the groups yourself and take a look-see. Anyone out there who's got some feedback on hypnotherapy, hit the comments box.

Later, yo.

No, still no freakin' Poll. But I do have...

Links!

From discussions I've been having online and in real life, I'm finding there are a lot of people out there who don't know or understand the difference between Vaginismus and Dyspareunia-- and that's okay, I still accept you for who you are. Hell, being able to spell them both should qualify you for an Honorary PhD, so what kind of genius would you have to be to know what they both mean?

Well, get ready to join Mensa, people, because I found a site that has awesome, in-depth definitions of both, and talks about how they can go hand-in-hand (while still maintaining their independence. What a couple!)

The Merck Manual's Definition of Vaginimus and of Dyspaurenia.


Now if we can learn to pronounce them both, we can officially run for President.



Another quick note, I've just open my comments up to non-bloggers, so you should be on the look out for the scintillating insights and opininions of people who are not me! I warn, this may also lead to, shall we say, the occasional disagreement. To rip of and bastardize a line from a Penny Arcade poem, "Consider the discourse formally open!"